girl: I am such an annoying girlfriend lolz
everyone: aw so cute!!
me: I am so annoying
everyone: yeah u really are just shut up
Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.
That’s how you accomplish things in life. You don’t sit around talking about it; you just do it. If you really want to go far in life, you do things that are hard and that you think you can’t do.
hoodrichjay:
Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot
(via champagne-papiiiii)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
I could be so fucking good to you.
(Source: ssapct, via champagne-papiiiii)
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
sidnugget:
when did i get this fat
(via razor-andblades)
duotheist:
you cant spell lame without me
(via razor-andblades)
pizza:
i am allowed to take 3 days to reply to your message but if u do not reply in 0.2 seconds i will get sad and think you hate me
(via razor-andblades)
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.